omtai:

in-between songs talking transcript (seattle)

under the cut for the sake of your dash because one thing that girl can do is ramble

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rudeartheaux:

bettiefatal:

buckobarns:

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

mantreads:

sonicthefuck:

dirtbaby2016:

Jesus really said this

this is dope

celticpyro:

pedagogyofthedoperessed:

virgfaux:

meta-xylene:

really makes you think

*walks up to a gay couple* so which one of you is the credit card and which one is the chip reader?

*Gays to other gays* Chip, swipe, or vers?

There are only two genders: credit & debit

thingsthatcannotsaveyou:

IT’S NEVER TOO EARLY TO LEARN THE FINE ART OF NECROMANCY